Ellen Pompeo is a two-face

In the lore of Seinfeld a two face is a person who switches from looking
hot to looking not depending on the lighting and angle.

This fits Ellen Pompeo to a T. In one shot she looks great with enough of
an unusual appearance to be stand out from the crowd and be notably
attractive. In the next she looks like someone who suffered through the
Michael Jackson school of excessive cosmetic surgery.

She is a two-face.

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